December 2011
113 posts
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FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU- Guess who just dropped an earring down the plughole.
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I swear. If I had 20p for every time someone’s said to me “vegetarians still eat fish”, then proceeded to tell me I’m “just being fussy”, I’d have enough money saved up to pay tuition fees for my Masters year at uni. It does my head in. Honestly.
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I need you now, we’re miles apart. I’ll keep you deep inside. You’re always in my heart.
There's a face. Next muffin.
I'll chase you through the yard and all through...
last-lost-continent:
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
apocalypsemania:
Anyone who says that video games aren’t art should sit in the corner and think about what they said.
“No matter how high the walls may be, let’s surpass them together.”
– Serenade by Versailles (via pnevma)
“I know somewhere, somehow we’ll be together.”
– Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard (via neonhallucinations)
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Damn, damn, damn.
What I’d do to have you here. I wish you were here.
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22 SLEEPS!
22 sleeps until I get to see the love of my life again. I’m getting a 10-hour coach to his town again and he’s gonna pick me up from the station. And I’ll cuddle him and I’ll kiss him and I’ll get to see his cute wee face and amazing smile again. I’ll get to hold his hand as we walk home; I’ll get to smell his aftershave and I’ll get to curl up...
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It's officially Christmas Day here in Scotland.
Happy Holidays everyone!
sharticles:
if home is where the heart is then we’re all just fucked
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Honestly,
when I see people who reblog pictures and gifs of people self-harming, I immediately unfollow. It upsets me way too much to even consider just scrolling past them. It isn’t cool.
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Well ye scratch an’ ye scratch ‘til yer face comes away. Replaced by a hole, a vortex just waitin’ to play. I commend your violence.
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My gran just found out I'm going out tonight so...
Gran: Hi what are you wearing tonight xxx
Me: Hiya! Well I got a new red dress when I was out with Sara the other day so I'm gonna wear that I think. :) xx
Gran: You promise to look after your self dont be staying too late is sara staying with you .are you going by train dont let anyone buy you a drink and go to the toilet with sara is sara coming back home with you love you xxx
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The orchestral version of X Japan's "Tears"
Woah. It’s beautiful.
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"People from all over the USA are calling!"
Jennifer: All over the USA? That's like TEH ENTIRE PLANET
Trey: TEH ENTIRE PLANET!?!?! ZOMG
Jennifer: YEIS TEH ENTRIE PALNET
Trey: OMG IM LYK UH CELEBRITY !!!
Jennifer: YOO LIVE TEH LYF OF TEH RICH NA FAMOUSE
Trey: I AM FAYMOOSE :D I WISH I WAS RICH!
Jennifer: YU AR!
Trey: SO IMM CUM GEET CHU AND TAK CHU TU HAWAEE
Jennifer: HAWAEE! LYK WER DEY WER HOOLA SKURTS ANAT
Trey: YEP AN FLOWAHS ON STRANGS ARUND THAIR NEKS!!
Jennifer: YEIS AN WE CAN KACH TEH WAVZ ON OWR SUFBORDZ!!
Trey: YESH AN CHU CAN ABSURB SUM SUN RAIS INTEW YER SKIN :P
Jennifer: AN A KAN BE AW LOBSTA-LYKE CUZ A PYOOR DINNAE TAN :D
Trey: WEL DEN I SHALL JUS BIE CHU SUM SUN CREEM!
Jennifer: AN I WIL BY YU SUM EYS-CREEM AN IT WUL BE PURFAC
Trey: YAYZ CHU PROLLEH NIED A SWEIM SEWT TU RYTE?
Jennifer: YAH I WUD BT I CNAT SWAM TU GUD SO A MYT DRUWN IN TEH SEE :(((((
Trey: BUT EYE CUN SWAM JUS DANDEE, EYE WEEL SAV CHU!
Jennifer: AMG DEN YU WUD B A HEERO AN EVYWUN LUV YU! :D:D
Trey: LAWL WEL ITZ MAH DEWTY TO SAV CHU. PLUZ IMA GEWD SCHWIMMAH SEW EYE CUD HLEP CHUZ
Jennifer: I FINK YOU SHUD B A LYFGARD TRREY COZ YU A GEWD SWIMMAH AN YU RESKYO ME FRUM BIENG DRUWND IN HTE SEE
Trey: EYE DUNT KNO CUZ I WUD FREEK OWT EEF SUM1 GAWT HERT. BUTT YER RITE EYE DU LYK TU SWIEM :D
Jennifer: OH YA THT WUDNT B GEWD :((((((((((( BUT YU KUD DO TEH MOWF-2-MOWF TO RESUSERTAIT DEM
Trey: YEW WUD LYK DAT WUDNT CHU ;) LAWL JAY KAY
Jennifer: LAWL OMFG A WUD AND EVYWUN WUD SO DER B A QYOO OF PEPUL WUNTAN RESESETATERD :D
Trey: WEL EYE WUD NEED SUM CHPSTEEK ZO MEH LEEPS DUNT GEET TU CHAPED :P
Jennifer: O WEL WE CN BY SUM CHAPSTAK FUR YO LEEPSZ BE4 WE GO 2 DA BEICH :D
Trey: AWESUM, SEW ICUN SHO UFF MEH AWSUM ABBS :D
Jennifer: AN YU WUD LOWK LYK LARI TEH LOBZTA FROM SPANGBOOB SKWAIRPNATS :O
Trey: JUS NAWT CWITE AZ BEEG. CUZ I YAM A BEET SKEENEE :D JUS LYK CHUUUU!!!!!! BAHABAHABAHABAAHA
Jennifer: WAHWWAHAWHA YEIS YU WEE SKEENEE MILUNKEE!
Trey: YA LUL EEZ YER HAYR STEEL GREEN?! IMMA BEE MAYD EEF ITZ NAWT! >:D LAWL JAY KAY
Jennifer: IZ NAWT NO MOA IZ YELO NUW ::(((((((
Trey: BEWWWW!!!
Jennifer: YEIS BEW IT LUK PISS YELO :::::(((((((((
Trey: YEW SHUD DEW UH DIFENT COLER DIS TYM
Jennifer: O WAT CULR SHUD I DOO YO FANK?
Trey: WUT ISH YA SECUND FAVOURYT COLER? TURQUIOSEY BLUE? TAT WUD BEE HAWT I FINK
Jennifer: O I SHUD GET TURKIOZE BLOO AN BE HAWT LYKE DEM GURLZ ON TEEVEE :O
Trey: EYE AVENT SEEN DEESE GURLS!? BUTT YEW ALREDY R HAWT LIKE DEMS GURLZ EEN MEYE OPINYON :D
Jennifer: O NO THT WUS SKEN ON DEM AVIATAR JONGEL PEPUL HOW SALY OF MEH:P:P
Trey: OOO EYE SEEEZ WUT YER SAYIN. SALLY SSALLY SALLY :D
Jennifer: SO SALY LAWL! BT NO WOT A FANK? A FANK YU SHUD PUT SUM GREN IN YO HAIR! KNO Y?
Trey: Y? AN I WUD LUV TU!
Jennifer: I FANK YU SHUD COS YU KNO EH KID WIFF GREN HAR IN TEH AMERAICNA DRAGUN KARTOONZ?
Trey: I DU KNO UH GUI WIFF DA GREN HAR, OONN DA DISNAY CHANELL I FINK
Jennifer: YAIS DAT WD B HIM! WEL HE AMARIKIAN AND YU AMARAIKAN AZWEL SO IF YU GET GREN HAR YU B A DRAGUN LIEK HE!! :D
Trey: :O EFF EYE CUD BEE UH DRAGUN JUS LYK HEEM TAT WUD BEE KEWL!!!! ID AVE PURPLE HAR THO CUZ I LYK PURPLE ALOOOT
Jennifer: O WEL DEN MAYB YOO WUD BE LYK VIOLAT FRUM TH NCRIDABOLS COZ YU LYKE PURRPAL ALOT :O
Trey: EYE DUNT KNO TAT PURSON. WHU ISH DAT?
Jennifer: :O :O :O YU NAWT SAW TEH INCRIDABALSZ?!?!?!
Trey: OOO TAT WUN! EYE KNO WHU DAT ISH!
Jennifer: LULUL YIS!
Trey: WELP IMMA GONNA GU TEW BED NAOW. IMMA SHEEPY LIL BOI
Jennifer: OKE I AM SCHLEAPY TU SO WE TOK L8TAR OK?
Trey: OKEY DOKEY TLK TU YU L8ER!! :D LUV CHU!
Jennifer: LAV YUO TOOOOO! XOXOX
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Major victory as Russia bans trade in harp seal...
Dear Jennifer, I’ve just received incredible news, and I wanted to be sure you were one of the first to know since your support helped make it happen. IFAW’s Seal Team Director, Sheryl Fink, has just let me know that Russia has banned the import and export of harp seal skins. This is a huge victory as the Canadian Government estimates that Russia receives 90% of Canada’s...
I'm a vegetarian, but i'm not going to force it on...
veganasfuck:
veghead:
a-little-bit-deranged:
“I don’t personally own any slaves, but if you want to own slaves/support an oppressive slave industry, go ahead.”
^
This.
m-y-g-e-n-e-r-a-t-i-o-n:
p.o.o.p. people order our patties
